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Assassins Creed 4 Black Flag No Trace of Scurvy here

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Assassins Creed 4 Black Flag No Trace of Scurvy here I said I wasnt gonna do this. Said I wasnt gonna buy or play another Assassins Creed  game. After the slap dashed never ending disaster of the previous games, I was completely sick of it. The Desmond story that never seemed to end until its car crash like sudden closing. The Ezio pissing around for 2 games pointless fluff of story. Connor Mcdouchingtons emo trip through US history. I was fed up. I said the only way Id get a new one is if they made some sort of pirate themed game, because I liked that aspect for Assassins Creed 3. And those mother fuckers..... Ubisoft not only made the new one a pirate game, but a launch release for the shiny new consoles. So here we go, another fuckin bout of soft science stabbiness in.... ASSASSINS CREED IV: BLACK FLAG So after the abrupt end of Desmond Miles after pushing the magic button of destiny, we take control of his great, great, great unrelated silent protagonist. Hes working for Abster...